Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)